Saturday, May 6, 2017

Down In The Polls

Calvin: Bad news, Dad. Your polls are way down. Dad: My polls? Calvin: You rate especially low among tigers and six-year-old white males. If you want to stay "Dad," I'd suggest you adopt some key planks to your platform. Dad: Some special interest groups are in for a surprise. Calvin: Of those polled, virtually all favor increased allwances and the commencement of driving lessons.
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