Happy To Be Jewish

From my diary....

Today in Boro Park, I thought of something that required me to look up a certain gemara. I also needed to say an asher yatzar. I have never been there before but I noticed that they have loads of batei medrash. So I stopped at a random beis medrash, took care of my need to say asher yatzar and looked up the gemara and happily walked out.

What does a Goy do when he desperately needs to look up a gemara and/or go to the bathroom? He has to wait till he gets home! He can't just walk into a random beis medrash. I am so gratified that I am Jewish!!:-)