Today I spoke to a ham sandwich and bottle of wine.
I saw a ham sandwich as I was waiting on line at the pharmacy and I said "Hello love". This is because to eat ham is a לאו.
That was admittedly a bizarre, odd thing to say.
Then I dropped a bottle of wine on the train and cried out "Don't break".
The wine complied.
This is too much. A day and a half and I leave, Baruch Hashem!!!
