List of things to do before daughters wedding next week:
1] Decide what color scheme to wear. I was thinking of going with black suit and white shirt and black hat.
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2] Buy a bank.
3] Decide whom to honor by giving them kibbudim and whom to offend.
4] Come to terms with letting just about the most special human being I have ever known leave my house.
5] And then paying her rent.
6] Thank Hashem ONE MILLION AND ONE TIMES שהחיינו וקיימנו והגיענו לזמן הזה.
7] Then thank Him another million times.
8] Chasidic wedding. Practice mitzva tantz. Maybe rent out Armory Hall in Brooklyn for one of these. Maybe ask Bobover Chasidim how to do it right.
HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!!!
