It's that time of year again, when the rainbows are flying everywhere you look, and super gay things are happening in more places than just Dodgers games. But what can you do to show your support?
We have come up with the following list to help you find really, really gay things you can do as part of Pride Month:
Hug a male friend: There's only one reason two guys would be hugging.
Express your emotions: Yes, it's disgusting, but totally worth doing during Pride Month.
Chant "Free Palestine!": All the cool gays are doing it.
Call your friend by his first name: This marks a stark departure from the proper, straight practice of last names and derogatory nicknames only.
Use an umbrella even when it is not raining: Extra points if you skip and prance a little bit.
Cry during any movie other than Field of Dreams: Deviating from the only acceptable film men can cry at is a sure sign of gayness.
Tell everyone who will listen that you are gay and PROUD of it: Only gay people do this.
Say "my husband" as many times as you can in a conversation.
Vote Biden: There are no elections going on but maybe he will have full mental and physical recovery and try again to be President. Then he can invite all the gays back to the White House for a LGBTQ picnic like he did last time.
Listen to Michael Jackson songs: Thriller is my favorite.
Smoke a cigarette: Shmuley Boteach said that ‘Gay relationships are no worse than smoking’. So it is really the same thing.
Do your makeup. Time consuming but worth it.
Engage in any of the activities listed above, and you'll fit right in with all the gays.
