Tuesday, September 2, 2025

Who's On First?

 Confusion in Shul

Guy 1: I just had a baby girl

Guy 2 whispers without realizing: My daughter is a kallah.

Guy 3: Mazel Tov, how much did she weigh?

Guy 2: You're asking about a kallah?

Guy 1: She was just born, be patient.

Guy 3: Wait, I'm confused.

Guy 2: I'm not weighing my daughter.

Guy 1: What is happening?