Confusion in Shul
Guy 1: I just had a baby girl
Guy 2 whispers without realizing: My daughter is a kallah.
Guy 3: Mazel Tov, how much did she weigh?
Guy 2: You're asking about a kallah?
Guy 1: She was just born, be patient.
Guy 3: Wait, I'm confused.
Guy 2: I'm not weighing my daughter.
Guy 1: What is happening?