A goy walks into a restaurant and sees a Jew sitting there so he says to the waiter "Drinks for everybody here except for that man" and points to the Jew.
The waiter brings out the drinks and the goy sees the Jew smiling.
He then says to the waiter "The most expensive main course on me, for everybody here except for that man".
The waiter brings out the food and once again the Jew is smiling, even more broadly. The goy approaches him and says "Why are you so happy? Everybody got except for you?"
The Jew answered "I own this restaurant...."
