Soooo Sentimental

Moishe and Miriam Epstein were shopping at the mall. Suddenly Miriam looked around and Moishe was gone. Miriam was quite upset because they had a lot of shopping to do. She searched for a while before she decided to call Moishe on his cell phone to ask him where he was.


In a quiet voice he said, “Do you remember the jewelry store we went to about five years ago, when you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn’t afford and I told you one day – one day, I would get it for you?”


Miriam choked up and started to cry. “Yes I remember that store,” she said trembling.


“Good,” replied Moishe, “Because I’m at the ice cream store next door.”


P.S. PLEASE don't try this with your wife. She WON'T find it funny...