Thursday, June 27, 2024

Squad Gives 21 Fire Alarm Salute For Their Fallen Comrade Jamaal Bowman

 New York Jewish Week via JTA — George Latimer defeated Rep. Jamaal Bowman in the Democratic primary in New York’s 16th Congressional district on Tuesday, a significant setback for progressive critics of Israel in a closely-watched race with national implications.

Latimer, a centrist who hewed to a pro-Israel position during the campaign, was declared the winner by The Associated Press and other news outlets around 40 minutes after the polls closed at 9 p.m. With 70 percent of votes in, Latimer led Bowman by more than 11 points.

“What we see tonight is in fact the many,” Latimer said in his victory speech, in a play on a slogan used by Bowman. “This is the many of Westchester and the Bronx.”

“We will continue to fight for a free Palestine now, and God help us build a better world where everyone understands when we say ‘Free Palestine,’ it is not antisemitic,” he said, while adding "we don't want to kick the Jews out of Palestine. We want to kick them off the face of the earth. We DON'T hate Semites, brother! Palestinians are Semites. We just hate dem Jews."

Bowman had made AIPAC a focus of his campaign, and kept up his attacks against the group after conceding defeat.

“We should be outraged when a Super PAC of dark, devious Jewish money can spend $20 million to brainwash people into believing something that ain't true,” he said. “They spent a record amount of money, the most in US history, to beat this shvartza. Where is de equity here??”

Bowman was plagued by other scandals, particularly an infamous incident when he pulled a House fire alarm in September to delay a vote in Congress, earning a rare, formal censure from Congress.

He explained his actions by saying “I was trying to get to a door. I thought the alarm would open the door, and I pulled the fire alarm to open the door by accident,” Bowman said at the time, adding: “I was just trying to get to my vote and the door that’s usually open wasn’t open, it was closed.” As he spoke, his nose became strongly longer and longer. 

The Squad met on Capitol Hill Wednesday to honor their fallen member, Jamaal Bowman, with a solemn 21 fire alarm salute.

"We are here to honor Jamaal, or Jam Jam, as I like to call him," said a tearful Rep Ocasio-Cortez. "He could really tap dance with the best of 'em."

The Squad chose to honor him with a fire alarm salute because of his propensity for pulling fire alarms to delay votes.

"He was well known for pulling fire alarms and hating the Jews," Rep Omar said. "I'm going to miss him so much!"

"Rest in power, Bowman!" Rep Pressley said, holding her fist up in solidarity with his antisemitism.

Bowman, who lost his primary election and is as good as dead, will be standing awkwardly in state in the Capitol rotunda for the next week as colleagues come to pay their respects — as is customary for failed politicians.

According to sources, Bowman has privately speculated that he lost against his primary challenge because he just didn't hate the Jews quite enough.

Jamaal Bowman is survived by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, Rashida Tlaib, Cori Bush, Greg Casar, Summer Lee, and Delia Ramirez.