Michelle Obama, America’s former First Lady, has authored a book on the fashion restrictions as the wife of the President of the United States. One of the most elite jobs in the world, theatrics has always been a big part of it. From waving outside Air Force One to every public appearance, it is all a meticulously planned effort.
Speaking at Jamie Kern Lima’s podcast, she opened up about her personal style. Michelle Obama shared that she had her own ‘glam team’ while she held the title. There were dedicated employees to do her hair, makeup, and style her outfits. Revealing this detail, she acknowledged that having the “trifecta…feels like a luxury, but it was a time necessity.”
During the conversation on the Jamie Show, she added, “There’s absolutely no way that I would be able to do my hair and makeup and have clothes ready that fit because rare is the woman who can live off the rack." [Off-the-rack refers to items, particularly clothing, that are ready-made in standard sizes and available for immediate purchase from retail stores, rather than custom-made or tailored to specific measurements. It is often used to contrast with bespoke or custom-made].
In this light, a recent survey conducted by an advanced digital algorithm conclusively determined that the most oppressed person in the history of the world is, without a doubt, Michelle Obama.
The algorithm searched infinite points of data and scanned millions of stories of human suffering and determined definitively that Michelle Obama has been oppressed more than any other living human.
"It's amazing, really," data scientist Mark Tungston said. "Mrs. Obama doesn't seem like the most oppressed person ever, but after analyzing the data, it's clear she is. You'd think it was a coal miner in Appalachia or a child slave in Africa, but nope, it's the woman who had to wear dresses off the rack to attend state dinners when she was First Lady."
In a series of recent interviews, Obama described horrific tales of oppression, like the time she wanted beluga caviar but the Whitehouse chef served her salmon roe instead.
"No one has suffered like I have," Obama said. "I had to endure getting my makeup done every day by professionals, and sometimes they messed up my eyeliner. It was horrible. Nobody understands what I've been through."
Mrs. Obama is presently writing an article about the difficulty of maintaining numerous multi-million dollar residences.
