This is TOO GOOD!!!
[If Goyim would use the Chasidic pronunciation of "U-mine", he never would have uttered that inane word].
In Reb. [sic] Cleaver's [remember Beaver? Ahhhh - you chevre are probably too young to remember....] spirit...
I am instructing my wife and daughter to change their last name to Ehr-person.
I am calling the food that came to the Jews in the desert "wo-man". The pasuk says that they called it "מן" b/c they didn't know what it was - כי לא ידעו מה הוא. I am changing that to "they called it wo-man b/c they were politically correct".
Instead of making the "he-he" sound when I laugh, I am changing it to "she-she".
When I am annoyed or blown away, I will say "Oh woman".
The possibilities are endless!!!!😂😂😃
