Monday, August 22, 2022

Errant Email

Mike wants everything to be perfect for his anniversary trip to the hotel where he and his wife honeymooned 30 years earlier. So he gets there a day early to make all the arrangements. That night he emailed her, but misspelled the address, and it goes to a widow whose husband had just died the previous day.

The next day, the widow’s son finds her passed out in front of her computer. On the screen is this email:

My darling wife, I’ve just gotten here and everything is set for your arrival tomorrow. I miss you so much I asked G-d that you come already. I hope your trip down here will be as pleasant as mine. When I got here, I ran into some relatives I hadn't seen in a really long time.

P.S. It’s really hot!