In Chelm, the shammes used to go around waking everyone up for minyan in the morning. Every time it snowed, the people would complain that, although the snow was beautiful, they could not see it in its pristine state because by the time they got up in the morning, the shammes had already trekked through the snow. The townspeople decided that they had to find a way to be woken up for minyan without having the shammes making tracks in the snow.
The people of Chelm hit on a solution: they got four volunteers to carry the shammes around on a table when there was fresh snow in the morning. That way, the shammes could make his wake up calls, but he would not leave tracks in the snow.
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The town of Chelm decided to build a new shul. So, some strong, able-bodied men were sent to a mountaintop to gather heavy stones for the foundation. The men put the stones on their shoulders and trudged down the mountain to the town below. When they arrived, the town constable yelled, “Foolish men! You should have rolled the stones down the mountain!” The men agreed this was an excellent idea. So they turned around, and with the stones still on their shoulders, trudged back up the mountain, and rolled the stones back down again.
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The shammes of the shul decided to install a pushka so that the fortunate might share their wealth with the needy. On Shabbos eve, he announced to the congregation that a new opportunity for a mitzvoh was available. “But,” one member complained, “it will be so easy for the goneffs to steal from the box.” The shammes thought long and hard that night, and announced the next day that he had found a solution. Pointing upward, he showed, the poor box was now suspended from a chain at the ceiling, high, high, high overhead. “But now how do we put money in the box?”
The next week, the congregation saw the wonderful solution. A new circular stairway now ascended to the pushka making it easy to contribute.
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One wise man of Chelm said he could prove that the moon is brighter than the sun. "The sun shines during the day when it is light. That is no chochma. But the moon has to shine at night when it is dark."
