My Endorsement

Since thousands of people have asked me whom I endorse as President, I will relent and publicize my endorsement.

Ronald Reagan.

Republican. Not Anti-Israel and although he won't DO much good he DEFINITELY can't DO any bad. Unlike our two candidates. One shares a name with a baseball glove and the other shares a name with thousands of Muslims [Mr. Obama's middle name is Hussein].

In Yiddish "Reagen" means rain. Rain is a blessing.

Plus, after he was shot in 1981, he remarked to his wife "Honey, I forgot to duck". I like people with a sense of humor.

Vote Reagan.