Smile Yidden!!

Sent by my mother she-tichye




An Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by with a kippah, beard and payos .         



So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear,  "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there."                  



Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile,  waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud  voice.    



This infuriates the Arab.  He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.   



As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy.  He continues to  smile, and again yells, "Thank you."    



The Arab asks the bartender, "What the heck is the matter with that Jew?  I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly goof does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?" 



"Oh him," replies the bartender. "He owns the place".

Moral of the story - At the end of the day we come out on top and everything they do works to our advantage. That will become exceedingly clear when moshiach comes. In the meantime see Megillas Esther.
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