The End Is Near

Two of Jerusalem’s most eccentric characters are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"

"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yells a driver as he speeds by.

Suddenly, from around the curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash.

"Do you think," says one eccentric to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"