1. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
2. How about never? Is never good for you?
3. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
4. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
5. Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?
6. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
7. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
8. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
9.. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
10. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
12. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
13. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
14. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
