When Jared taught his shver about Pesach, Trump was beside himself. Here is what he said in an interview with Fox News that will probably not be publicized so you get it only in this blog:
"I thought Jews were good deal makers. I mean, isn't that how they get all their money?? But I was wrong. They are TERRIBLE at making deals. They sell ALL OF THEIR LEAVENED PRODUCTS for a HANDKERCHIEF??? If I was selling, I would make HEAVY MONEY off the deal. Heavy money!!! I know how to make deals. They don't. No offense. I love Jews. My daughter and grandchildren are Jewish. My mehutan [is that how you say it?] Charlie is Jewish and we get along great!
And they pay a hundred bucks for a box of over sized crackers? C'mon!! They are supposed to be smart?? I am going to send all of the guests at Trump Tower a box of delicious crackers to their rooms for a FRACTION of the price!!
And that Paroh - what a LOSER!! Even more than Bernie Sanders - if that's possible. Plague after plague and he doesn't let them go!! I am the richest and most successful politician alive but I don't start up with G-d. I try to find favor in His eyes so I say at the end of my rabble rousing speeches "G-d bless you and G-d bless America" and the people go nuts. I also try hard stay on His good side despite the fact that He he knows FULL WELL that I don't keep his laws. No adultery? What am I - a monk?!! Impossible. Not with all of the beautiful women He created in His great wisdom and power. And with my good looks and suave and debonair personality - what am I supposed to do? I am irresistible. But I don't try to go out of my way to antagonize Him!! If were ruler in Egypt, I would have negotiated with G-d into stopping the plagues and kept the Jews enslaved. Moses and I would have become GREAT FRIENDS. Like me and Bibi. I would have built a wall to keep them in and to keep the illegal immigrants out. We need good workers - not drug lords. The Jews are GOOD HARD WORKERS. Plus, they LOVE me. LOVE. You see how the Jews at the AIPAC conference go nuts when they hear my name. I am the most popular President with the Jews EVER. They would have LOVED to stay working for me in Egypt. I am also the most popular President with the non-Jews ever. Except with CNN - Current Narrative Network. A bunch of socialists who want to destroy the country. Fake news, all day every day. They said I colluded with Russia to win the elections. I don't need to collude with anyone. The people LOVE ME. LOVE!! And I love them!!
G-d bless you and G-d bless America!!!"
#matza=humility
#matza=humility
