It has been widely reported that Trump will be the first sitting President to attend a Super Bowl.
What hasn't been mentioned is that if he stands up in the middle of the game, he will be the first *standing* President to attend a Super Bowl.
If he dozes off, then he will be the first *sleeping* President to attend the Super Bowl.
He is also the first President who was found guilty on 34 counts of falsifying business records in the first degree by 12 jurors in addition to paying hush money to *his Mashgiach to not disclose that he spoke during during chazaras hashatz* to attend a Super Bowl.
So many firsts!!!!
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GOOOOOO DOLPHINSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
