Monday, September 14, 2020

Pundemic

One way to help maintain sanity and mental health is to laugh. It is also good for your health.

According to the Mayo Clinic, laughter also stimulates the body's organs by increasing oxygen intake to the heart, lungs and muscles, and triggers the release of endorphins. It also helps people handle stress by easing tension, relaxing the muscles and lowering blood pressure.

But considering the pandemic that our world is currently facing, the most important thing is that laughter increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving our resistance to 
disease.


So many coronavirus jokes out there, it’s a pundemic.

Two grandmothers were bragging about their precious darlings. One of them says to the other, “Mine are so good at social distancing, they won’t even call me.”

After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason.

Being quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder

I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch them with a six-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

Nothing like relaxing on the couch after a long day of being 
tense on the couch.

Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? It’s a long story….

You know what they’re saying about 2020. It went viral faster than anyone thought it would.