Monday, June 19, 2017

Lawyers

A man hears from a doctor that his end is near so he heads over to a lawyer to write a will. The secretary watches as the man walks into the lawyer’s office and as three minutes later the man walks off in a huff. 

 “Can I help you?” asks the secretary, dashing after the obviously upset man. 

“HELP ME? THIS GUY IS CRAZY! I asked him to help me write a will and he says to me: ‘Sure, let me just ask you a few questions and then leave it all to me.’ I’ve heard before how some lawyers are dishonest but this just takes the cake!”