Thursday, February 9, 2017

That's Breakfast???

A guy goes to his therapist, he says “I had the most horrifying dream last night: I dreamt that you were my mother. We got on flying saucer and flew to Mount Rushmore that turned out to be a volcano erupting with streams of chocolate. I grew horns and you turned into a butterfly that landed on my Dad and he blew into a million pieces and I woke up shaking. It was so real I couldn't go back to sleep for hours. Then I woke up, had a cup of coffee and I came right over. So what do you think of that?”

And the therapist says “A cup of coffee?! That's breakfast?”