Sunday, February 2, 2025

Savings

We’re saving you 40% by starting to charge $9 to enter Manhattan instead of $15 as we originally planned; this lower toll will save daily commuters nearly $1,500 annually.

Governor Hochul

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A guy comes into the office out of breath, "I saved myself $2.90 this morning. I missed the city bus, and ran after it until I got here."

His coworker says "You could have saved yourself $20, if you had chased a taxi cab."

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Wife: I bought this on sale and saved 20 percent. 

Husband: Had you not bought it at all you would have saved 100 percent.