Men, if you've been married for any length of time, then you've no doubt fallen prey to a trap question. Women love asking questions they don't want answers to, just so they can start a fight. It's in their nature. But we got you, bro.
Check out these common trap questions wives love to ask and how you should respond to each:
Q: Which one of my friends is the prettiest?
A: You have female friends? I never noticed.
Q: Does this dress make me look fat?
A: Fat?? Faaaat??? You couldn't be fat if you tried.
Q: Would you still love me if I were a colossal desert sandworm?
A: What Hashem has decreed must be. Bless is the Maker and His world. Blessed are you when you come. Blessed are you when you go. MAY THE LORD'S NAME BE BLESSED FOREVER!!
Q: Which celebrity do you have a crush on?
A: Danny DeVito, obviously.
Q: What do you want for dinner?
A: Whatever you're thinking of right now, sweetheart.
Q: If I died, would you remarry?
A: No, because I would die too.
Q: What's the best way to repair the carburetor on a 1988 Ford Ranger that's stalling out at idle?
A: That's a trick question. The 1988 Ford Ranger uses a fuel-injected engine, not a carburetor. The issue is probably a dirty throttle body or a small vacuum leak.
Q: Do you notice anything different about the way I look today?
A: Only that you grow even more beautiful with every rising and setting of the sun.
Q: Do you like my family?
A: I don't know half of them half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of them half as well as they deserve.
Q: Do you remember what today is?
A: Throw a flashbang and RUN!
You'll have a better marriage in time if you use our handy answers here. Good luck, men!
