Wednesday, March 29, 2023

Discrimination!! - Feminist Hagada

 Why is it that they are ordaining women as rabbis but not men as rebbetzins? 

This is a clear case of inequality which must be fixed.  

On that note I received my Feminist Hagada in the mail. Some lowlights: MIRIAM redeems the Jews from Egypt. The decree is to throw the Jewish GIRLS in the river. And of course there are four children: One daughter and three sons. The daughter is the חכמה - wise one and the sons are the rasha, tam and the she-aino yodea lishol. We have a special כוס for דבורה הנביאה. And MUCH MUCH more!!! 🤣🤣🤣