Top Secret:)

You know sweetest friends - like everyone else I have my shares of trials and tribulations Baruch Hashem [they only make me a better person and add dignity as my white hairs multiply:)] and I find that one of the most effective ways to deal with them is through humor. Fortunately, I often receive emails like the following to provide comic relief.

Dear Friend,
I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise as we have never met before, but need not to worry as I am using the only secured and confidential medium available to seek for your foreign assistance in a business. I am contacting you independently of my investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($11.3 million united state dollar.) immediately to your private account. The money has been here in our Bank lying dormant for nine good years now without anybody coming for the claim of it. I want to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer (the account owner) who died along with his supposed NEXT OF KIN since August 1997. The Banking ethics here does not allow such money to stay more than 16 years, because the money will be recalled to the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund. Upon receipt of your reply indicating your interest in this transaction, I will send you full details on how the business will be executed. Please keep this proposal as a top secret and delete if you are not interested. Regards,Mr. MOHAMMAD OUATTARA.Bank of Africa, Burkina Faso-West Africa.


People like Mohammad mamesh mamesh solve all of my financial worries. I am so honored he chose me as the lucky one to give the 11.3 million dollars. He probably knows that I sit and learn and wants a zchus...