This article reads like a parody of Modern Orthodox shuls [it goes w/o saying that there are plenty of serious MO shuls as well]. But it is an actual article.
On Sunday, Feb. 12, Bob Klapisch, baseball writer for the Star Ledger and online at NJ.com, made his annual appearance at Congregation --- ---- in Teaneck to discuss the upcoming baseball season, the Yankees and Mets in particular. Among all the shiurim, lectures and schmoozes that take place at Beth Aaron, this is always one of the more eagerly anticipated.
He comes every year....
Limmud Zchus: Well, at least when he is talking, people won't speak lashon hara or look at pritzus on the Internet.