Wednesday, January 1, 2025

Places More Positive And Uplifting Than Social Media

Everyone knows how wonderful and soul-nourishing it can be to peruse social media platforms. But are there places you can go that might be even better for your psyche and self-esteem?

We have compiled the following list of places that are surprisingly more positive and uplifting than social media:

Leper colonies: The moaning, stench of rotting flesh, and general uncleanliness will make you feel just like you're reading posts on X.

Gaza: Everyone there is just as open and accepting of people from different ethnic backgrounds as any social media platform.

The DMV: Spend a few hours waiting in line to renew your license, and you'll swear you were in the middle of an old-fashioned Twitter beef.

A Diddy party: Celebrities, debauchery, and prosecutable crimes. Who needs an app?

The parking lot at an Eagles game when you're wearing a Cowboys jersey: You may be viciously assaulted, stabbed, or shot, but that's still better than what happens online.

Sodom: The original site for uninhibited, reprehensible acts proves that nothing bad will result from such behavior.

Gomorrah: See above.

Hunter Biden's hotel room: It's just like social media, only with crack and alcohol.