Sunday, September 6, 2015

A Chance Meeting

Two people meet at a bar and start to talk.

"Where did you grow up?"

"The upper west side."

"Really, me too!! What street?"

"81st and West End."

"Really!! I grew up on that street, also! Where did you go to high school?"

The fellow answers.

"Really, I went to the same exact school. Then what did you do?"

"I went to Yeshiva X in Israel."

"UNBELIEVABLE! I went to the same exact yeshiva!"

In the meantime, another fellow walks in and asks the bartender how things are going. The bartender answers "It's going to be a loooong night."

"Why?", the man asks.

"The Goldberg twins are drunk again....."