Sunday, June 17, 2018

Caddy Wife



The room is full of pregnant women and their husbands, and the class is in full swing. The instructor is teaching the women how to breathe properly, and the men how to help their wives and give them confidence.
She then announces, "Ladies, I've told you this before, but it won't hurt if I tell it to you again. Exercise is extremely good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And you men here (pause) it wouldn’t hurt you to find the time to take your wives on a nice walk."
The room immediately goes quiet. But then Michael raises his hand and asks, "Is it OK if my wife carries a golf bag while we walk?"