“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you".
“When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard", I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?'”
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”
“Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, a stranger, a male or a female.”
“The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.”
“Dear life, when I said: ‘Can my day get any worse?’ It was rhetorical, not a challenge.”
“Cleaning up is just putting stuff in less obvious places.”
“The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.”
“Dear life, when I said: ‘Can my day get any worse?’ It was rhetorical, not a challenge.”
“Cleaning up is just putting stuff in less obvious places.”
