Two kids who recently threw off themselves the yoke of Heaven, go to a bar. They order beers and one of the boys habitually says "Baruch Atah Hashem ... Shehakol Nihiyeh Bidvaro".
His friend says "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?? We aren't frum anymore!!!"
So the boy goes "OHHHH - Baruch Sheim Kavod Malchuso Li-olam Va-ed".
