I must come out of the closet. After much introspection, I have come to the conclusion that deep deep down ....
I want Nikki Haley to win the Presidential race. [Note: This is NOT an official endorsement. My editorial board must meet first to decide that. Problem is - we don't HAVE an editorial board. This is a preliminary gut feeling]. I even considered donating to her campaign but what would she do with my 18 dollars חי?? Run a TV ad?? I hold that TV is assur!
Why Nikki? B/c she reminds me of the NY Rangers hockey "legend" [or so the goyim call it. I am not impressed with athletic prowess - לא בגבורת הסוס יחפץ ולא בשוקי האיש ירצה] Nickie Fotiu?
YES!! Being called by a girls name myself, I love names that can switch-hit.
Also, all the frum publications that won't print her picture will do what they normally do in such situations - they will print her husband's picture. Then Mr. Haley [is that his name??] will get such much needed and much deserved publicity.
He will also thereby prove that he actually exists.
Nobody knows this for sure as he has not yet been sighted or photographed. He will be the first "First Man" in USA history or the "First First Man" entertaining everyone with that double lashon. [Had Pete Buttigieg won in 2020, HIS husband would have been the first "First Man". Effeminate but a man nonetheless. His attraction to Pete will never take away his y chromosome].
She is also in my opinion the most emphatically outspoken pro Israel candidate [together with Brother Ron from the Sunshine State who is my second choice]. And I am unabashedly biased towards Israel. I absolutely have dual loyalties - I am loyal to Israel and to my local Young Israel.
But I will take Trump or anyone else not woke. Just not Joe as he slowly but surely slips into dementia and world leaders think even less of him than they already do.
However, what I really want is not Nikki, not Ron, not Donald, not any of those guys but מלך המשיח!!!
Whoever is elected will not be able to fully solve the ever surmounting problems we face as a nation and as a world. [Like, what are they going to do with the tens of thousands of illegal immigrants - many many many of them criminals??]
So my vote is for גילוי כבוד השם and ונשגב השם לבדו ביום ההוא!!!
