Yesterday I walked through the shteiblach off Bar Ilan street with my hand outstretched calling out "Matanos li-ashirim li-bo ba-yom". Nobody gave.
Rich people enjoy gifts too!!
A drunk yeshiva bachur on the bus asked me to define ["be magdir"] the mitzva "Mishloach Manos". I answered "taking food from one neighbor and passing it on to another neighbor". He didn't accept that....