Epitaphs*

"I finally found a parking spot in New York City".

"When she said that her stomach was killing her we should have listened".

"That's all folks".

"Robert Clay Allison 1840-1887

He never killed a man that didn't need killing"

"I made some good deals and I made some bad deals. I really went into the hole with this one". 

"I'd rather be here than in Saudi Arabia".

"Please keep your voice down. I want to rest in peace".

"My mother always told me that I should be more grounded. Here's for you, Ma".  

"Cemeteries are really cool. People are DYING to get in"

"If you noticed that you haven't seen me around recently - this is why"

"For all those who sent me emails or texts recently - when you come to where I am, I will respond"

[*Some are real - some I made up. I am feeling giddy]