Her battery was low, so she moved it to a higher shelf.
The constitution gave the right to bear arms. The bears were very unhappy about this.
That was the last straw. She would need to buy more straws.
"Don't think of the car as used, just more experienced" said Honest Sal.
He gave the restaurant 4 stars, but they specifically wanted cash.
He wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole. He used his hands instead.
He would visit his father in the cemetery every day, which everyone thought was sad. In fact, his father was a gravedigger.
"Hello 911, my name is Mary and I have a suspicious lamb following me everywhere"
