Thursday, April 21, 2016

It's Official!

I am the only person I know [outside of my wife and children] who will not be in Florida for Pesach.

So lonely.

This means that -

1] Someone is making money, BARUCH HASHEM!

2] Jews will be WELL FED this Pesach!

3] The gemara says that wherever there are ten Jews the Shechina resides. The Baal Hatanya writes in his Iggeres Hakodesh that if an angel would be present where there are ten Jews - he would be so overcome with awe and trembling he would cease to exist. This is certainly true when almost all of Klal Yisrael is present as they will be this Pesach in Florida.

4] Eliyahu Hanavi will not have to schlep around too much seder night. He can stay local. 

5] Israel should change its name to "Miami". This way, Jews would be able to come here for Pesach and still feel that they were in Miami.     

Enjoy beloved friends and don't forget to use sunscreen for sunburns and eye screen for neshama burns......