"Winds are west at 9 miles per hour", says the weatherman.
My question is - WHO CARES?? Like, if the winds were east at 8 miles per hour would it change anything??
Just tell us the temperature and if it will rain or snow. All of the detailed information, maps, pictures, analysis etc. etc. is really a waste of all of our time.
Assuming we value time...
#timeislife