Tuesday, April 30, 2019

How To Be Totally Awesome



1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"