Corey Booker announced that he is joining the race for President.
Scary.
He is not married. Meaning, if he wins he will have to serve both as President and as First Lady.
We might have a First Lady who is totally bald.
If he wins he will be the first President with 2 black parents [Obama's father was white. But he never knew him. Maybe that is why he is black. Does it work that way? I am shvach at genetics]. But he won't be the first totally black First Lady. Michal beat him to it.
Plus, if you close your eyes and listen to him giving an inspiring ra-ra speech, you could swear [if it were permitted...] that he sounds just like Charlie Harary.
But since we can't have the real Reb Charlie for Prez....
Plus, if you close your eyes and listen to him giving an inspiring ra-ra speech, you could swear [if it were permitted...] that he sounds just like Charlie Harary.
But since we can't have the real Reb Charlie for Prez....
Vote Howard Schultz. What can we lose - he is Jewish and hopefully he will make Starbucks free.
#Hashemrunstheworld
