Never texts you back
Serenades you with songs about food
Brings a costumed, juggling friend to every date
Brings a costumed, juggling friend to every date
Picks you up with a snowmobile
Loves pizza with extra cheese
Waves at everybody
Loves pizza with extra cheese
Waves at everybody
Has a giant Mem on his hat
He’s not your man.
He’s Uncle Moishy