Tuesday, February 1, 2022

Ted Offended But Biden Has A "Medrash"

Texas Sen. Ted ["Ted for Prez in '28"] Cruz [he will be the FIRST US president who name rhymes with "shmooze"] called President Joe Biden's commitment to nominate the first Black woman to the Supreme Court "offensive" and said that by doing so the President is telling other Americans "you are ineligible."
"The fact that he's willing to make a promise at the outset, that it must be a Black woman, I gotta say that's offensive. You know, you know Black women are what, 6% of the US population? He's saying to 94% of Americans, 'I don't give a [darn] about you, you are ineligible'," Cruz said on an episode of his podcast "Verdict with Ted Cruz" that was released on Sunday. In 2019, Black women represented 7% of the US population, according to the US Census Bureau.
The Republican continued, "And he's also saying -- it's actually an insult to Black women. If he came and said, 'I'm gonna put the best jurist on the court and he looked at a number of people and he ended up nominating a Black woman, he could credibly say, 'OK I'm nominating the person who's most qualified.' He's not even pretending to say that he he's saying, 'If you're a White guy, tough luck. If you're a White woman, tough luck. You don't qualify.'" [This is from CNN who capitalizes the word "Black"].

Why does Biden have this thing for *Black* women??? 

First Kamala and now this!!! A shocker that Jill made the cut despite her obvious whiteness. [But he married her before he led the "Black Supremacist" movement. BTW - Imagine if he would say "I am only nominating a white male". He would be all but lynched.]

I think it is b/c he is aware of an unknown Medrash [now known to readers of Mevakesh *only*] that after Achashveirosh deposed Vashti, he announced that he wants to appoint a new queen - but she MUST be Black [upper case B]. Of course ALLLLL בתולות are going to be forced to "try out" [for Achashveirsosh's pleasure] but only the Black ones have a chance to be chosen. 

Then he met Esther who was NOT Black and miraculously [ברוך השם!!!] chose her. The explanation HE [teva shmeva] gave was that she is *green* [as the Gemara says "אסתר ירקרוקת היתה"] and Achashveirosh explained that he didn't mean necessarily Black. He meant "colored" and green is in fact a *color*. 

His cabinet met and approved of the selection. As long as she wasn't white and a person of privilege - all was cool.  

In a shocking development, BMG in Lakewood who is conducting a thorough, painstaking search for a new CEO to succeed Rabbi Aaron Kotler [who will be taking over for the legendary Uri Kari in Yeshivas Netiv Aryeh], has announced that the new CEO will be a Black woman [preferably a disabled one]. "White men have been running the Yeshiva for too long" said a high up source who asked not to be identified. [Hint - He has a long beard, wears a black suit and speaks Yiddish]. "It is time for a change. In the zchus of Nashim Tzidkaniyos we left Egypt and in their zchus the Yeshiva will continue thriving. Anyway - Moshe Rabbeinu's Rebbetzin was black".