Jew to friend: "Did you rip kriyah when you went to the kosel?"
Goy who overhears: "What does "rip kriyah" mean?"
Jew: "It means to rip ripping".
Goy: "Oh".
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Speaking of the kosel I am reminded of the reason given why Kallos ["brides"] go to the kosel on the day of their wedding - so they get used to speaking to a wall.
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A friend of mind who loved davening at the kosel called himself a "Walnut".
