Chaim was speaking to his friend Shmuli over coffee one morning.
"Oy," sighed Chaim, "I desperately need a job."
"Why don’t you work for your mother?" Shmuli suggested.
Chaim shook his head. "I can’t," he said. "Her company has a very strict policy against hiring relatives."
"Who made up that ridiculous rule?" asked Shmuli.
"My mother."