Saturday, December 17, 2016


"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror.

Home cooking: Where many a man thinks his wife is.

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.

After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box."