Thursday, March 21, 2019

Purim Texts

Mordechai texts Esther: "That meshuginner Haman wants to kill all the Jews". 

Esther texts back: "LOL. Over my dead body. We'll see.... A LOT of Jews are going to get plastered when we get done with this oisvorff. Chill out, get dressed and go on a three day fast with all the chevre."