Ruach Hakodesh Mitzva Tantz!!!

I think that the Mitzva Tantz was enacted with CLEAR רוח הקודש, knowing that the CDC would one day only permit dancing where two people are holding the opposite ends of a rope. I will bet that at Rochel-eh Valensky's [Rosh Yeshiva and Menaheles of the CDC - b/c Jews control the world...] chasuna that is how EVERYBODY danced!!!