THE FOUR SONS AT THE SEDER 2020
THE CHOCHOM: Makes his Seder in his own home just with his nuclear family [thankful that it is corona and not the nuclear bomb].
THE RASHA: Organizes a communal Seder because "it's not a big deal. You are just catastrophizing and being alarmist. It is like the flu. Plenty of people die from the flu every year." He also NEVER goes to mikva. But this Erev Pesach he INSISTED on going. Just to make a point.... [It was locked. He used his experience in pilfering to pick the lock].
THE TAM: Doesn't wash hands at Urchatz and eats the leftovers of his siblings.
THE SHE-AINO YODEA LI-SHOL: Hasn't learned Ma Nishtana because of Zoom's 40 minute limit. Now we finally understand why the שאינו יודע לשאול is a שאינו יודע לשאול. The zoom thing....
