This is an interesting email I received. They tell me that I can become a Maggid Shiur. My DREAM!! I can give a shiur that people actually listen to!!!!!馃榾馃槃 They really know my weak spot. From being the "Michiginne Rebbe" to being a real bona fide Torah teacher. Part of the unbroken chain from Sinai. Like - Sign me up!!!! I will quit my job as a Professor of Chinese Basket Weaving at the U. Of N. [University of Narishkeit] and my second job as the guy who takes out the garbage and performs other menial labors [with joy!!!] in my house [i.e. unpaid janitor]. It sounded GREAT!!!
But then I read on. Fake News. The *real story* is that they will let me [!!!!] send them 6k and be a sponsor.
Another one of the countless specious gimmicks organizations employ in order to extract money from people. I am in favor of Tzedaka. Giving is taking. 讜讬拽讞讜 诇讬 转专讜诪讛. But all these cheap gimmicks give me the jeebie weebies.
Here is the letter with the name of the Yeshiva omitted [I don't want to incriminate a Yeshiva where I soon may become a Maggid Shiur 馃槃馃槀馃槀].
讗讞 讬拽专, 讗讜讛讘 讜诪讜拽讬专 转讜专讛!
驻注诐 讞诇诪转 砖转讜讻诇 诇讛讬讜转 "诪专讘讬抓 转讜专讛", 诪讙讬讚-砖讬注讜专 讗讜 专讗砖-讬砖讬讘讛?
诇讛讻讬谉 住讜讙讬讗 诇注讜诪拽, 诇讘谞讜转 诪注专讱 砖诇 砖讬注讜专, 诇专讗讜转 讗转 讛谞讬爪讜抓 讛诪讗讬专 讘注砖专讜转 讝讜讙讜转 注讬谞讬诐 砖注讜拽讘讜转 讗讞专讬 讛讚讘专讬诐 砖诇讱?
诇讚注转 砖讗转讛 砖讜转祝 讘砖诇砖诇转 砖诇 诪住讬专转 讛转讜专讛, 诪诪砖讛 专讘谞讜 讘住讬谞讬 诪驻讬 讛讙讘讜专讛, 讚专讱 讙讚讜诇讬 讜讞讻诪讬 讛讚讜专讜转, 注讚 诇转诇诪讬讚讬诐 砖诇 讛讬讜诐 砖讬注讘讬专讜 讜讬诪住专讜 讗转 讛转讜专讛 讛诇讗讛?
转砖诪注, 讗转讛 讬讻讜诇 诇讛驻讜讱 讗转 讛讞诇讜诐 讛讝讛 诇诪爪讬讗讜转!
讞讻诪讬谞讜 讝讻专讜谞诐 诇讘专讻讛 诪诇诪讚讬诐 讗讜转谞讜 讻讬 诪讞讝讬拽讬 讛转讜专讛 砖拽讜诇讬诐 讻诪诇诪讚讬 讛转讜专讛 讘注爪诪诐.
转讜讻诇 诇专讻讜砖 诇讱 讗转 讛讝讻讜讬讜转 砖诇 讗讞讚 诪转讜讱 60 讛砖讬注讜专讬诐 讛谞诪住专讬诐 诪讚讬 讞讜讚砖 讘讬砖讬讘转谞讜 - 讬砖讬讘转 --- ----.
讛砖讬注讜专讬诐 讘讬砖讬讘讛 诪转讬讬讞讚讬诐 讘讘讛讬专讜转诐 讜诪转讬拽讜转诐, 讜讛转诇诪讬讚讬诐 讝讜讻专讬诐 讗讜转诐 诇讗讜专讱 砖谞讬诐!
讛讞诇讜诐 砖诇讱 诪注讜诇诐 诇讗 讛讬讛 拽专讜讘 讬讜转专 诇讛转讙砖诪讜转.
讛讜讗 谞诪爪讗 驻砖讜讟 讘诪专讞拽 谞讙讬注讛!
诇讞抓 讻讗谉 注讻砖讬讜 讜专讻讜砖 诇讱 讝讻讜转 砖诇 讛讙讚转 砖讬注讜专 讘讬砖讬讘讛, 讘住讻讜诐 砖诇 6000 ₪ 讘诇讘讚.
[讘讬砖讬讘讛 谞诪住专讬诐 讻-60 砖讬注讜专讬诐 讘讞讜讚砖. 讛转拽爪讬讘 讛讞讜讚砖讬 砖诇 讛讬砖讬讘讛 讛讜讗 360,000 ₪, 讻讱 砖注诇讜转 讻诇 砖讬注讜专 讛讬讗 讻-6000 ₪].
谞讻讜谉, 讝讛讜 住讻讜诐 诇讗 拽讟谉.
讗讱 讝讜 讛砖拽注讛 诪谞爪讞转. 注诐 转砖讜讗讛 讗讚讬专讛. 诪转诪砖讻转. 讗讬谞住讜驻讬转...
转讗专 诇讱 讗转 讛讛专讙砖讛 砖转讛讬讛 诇讱 讻砖转讞砖讜讘: "讗谞讬, 诪讛诪拽讜诐 砖诇讬, 诪住专转讬 砖讬注讜专 讘讬砖讬讘讛 讜讛讬讬转讬 砖讜转祝 讘诪住讬专转 讛转讜专讛 诇讚讜专讜转 讛讘讗讬诐"!
