Sunday, March 12, 2023

Nosey Neighbors

במדבר כ"ד:ה'

מַה־טֹּ֥בוּ אֹהָלֶ֖יךָ יַעֲקֹ֑ב מִשְׁכְּנֹתֶ֖יךָ יִשְׂרָאֵֽל

רש"י -
מה טובו אהליך – על שראה פתחיהם שאין מכוונין זה מול זה.

מה טבו אהליך HOW GOODLY ARE YOUR TENTS – He said this because he saw that the entrances of their tents were not exactly facing each other.

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Mrs. Moskowitz is baking a delicious cheese cake. 

Her neighbor Mrs. Weinfeld calls our from her window "Can I have a piece of that cheese cake when it is ready?"

Mrs. Moskowitz answers in a very annoyed tone "What are you looking into my house for? Why don't you mind your own business??! Besides, you're fleishig!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣